Are you looking for a date? Miss Piggy shares her advice on love and romance. (She ought to know!)What are awards? Mere baubles, mere bagatelles, mere Brussel sprouts. I give no thought. - Miss Piggy
spc Bd 1 Bd 3
 
Share This Page

Miss Piggy's Advice on Love and Romance!

A good place to find a date is under “Eligible Men” in the Yellow Pages.

Miss Piggy - On Love & Romance

If you place an ad in the “Personals,” Moi has only one word of advice: lie.

The definition of an eligible man: He’s breathing.

Who should ask whom out? As long as he’s paying, who cares?

Your future together holds such promise. Why ruin it by telling him your plans?

Only time can heal a broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.

How far should a girl go on the first date? Tucson. However, if you live in Texas, you can probably go a bit farther.

To read more Miss Piggy quotes, pick a category from the list on the left of the page.

 


Find More

Miss Piggy Quotes:


Home Quotes How to Stay Fit Kermit Dating and Romance Wisdom Fashion and Beauty Tips Cooking Advice Facts Quiz CAMPO Your Miss Piggy Stories
Link To Us Send To A Friend Go To Our Site Map Suggestions and Comments Our Related Links Contact Information Report A Broken Link

The Natural Toothbrush with Ionic Cleaning Power. Removes plauqe.  Kills bacteria.  No  Fluoride Toothpaste needed. Avoid The Danger Of Fluoride.






Canker Sores. Causes, Symptoms, Prevention and Cure.






Best bicycle store! We have custom and specialized bicycles, road bicycles, mountain bicycles, folding bicycles, touring bicycles, child bicycles and so much more.
B7
 
MissPiggyFans.com

Site Map | Terms of Use | Privacy & Security | Contact Us | Purchase Agreement | Send Feedback
Join the Muppets, Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog. Read Miss Piggy Quotes.
© 1996-2005 by MissPiggyFans.com All Rights Reserved.