Are you looking for a date? Miss Piggy shares her advice on love and romance. (She ought to know!)It is often said that cooking is an art, but I have had very few meals that I would hang on my wall. - Miss Piggy
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Miss Piggy's Advice on Love and Romance!

A good place to find a date is under “Eligible Men” in the Yellow Pages.

Miss Piggy's Advice on Love and Romance!

If you place an ad in the “Personals,” Moi has only one word of advice: lie.

The definition of an eligible man: He’s breathing.

Who should ask whom out? As long as he’s paying, who cares?

Your future together holds such promise. Why ruin it by telling him your plans?

Only time can heal a broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.

How far should a girl go on the first date? Tucson. However, if you live in Texas, you can probably go a bit farther.

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