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Miss Piggy Quotes
Has anyone even come close to the wit and wisdom of Miss Piggy? Read and enjoy some of the finest Miss Piggy quotes.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Too much exercise can damage your health.
There is only one gift you should accept on your first date – diamonds.
Never wash your hair with anything you'd hesitate to eat or drink.
Moi's hair has natural curls. So does my tail.
I, moiself, have always enjoyed a good scrimmage.
Many people think money is something to be set aside for a rainy day. But honestly, how much money do you really need for a dozen or so hours of inclement weather?
I am waiting for a really strong and meaningful female pig role.
I am a pig, and as a pig, I have always stood out.
All my scenes are my own. A double? Impossible! I am unique.
When I go to the dentist, I don't ask him to tell me what he knows about the Edict of Aunts or why Charlemagne Boneparte lost the Battle of Honeydew to the Melons.
I hereby issue a writ of hocus-pocus.
Redemnify this convertible debenture and put white sidewalls on it and shine its coupons.
What are awards? Mere baubles, mere bagatelles, mere Brussel sprouts. I give no thought.
This, you see, is my ultimate ambition – to live a simple life with the frog I love.
The Oscar – is that what they call it? – means nothing to me. After all, one does not labor to shape one's craft just for some tacky statuette that looks like a hood ornament from an old DeSoto.
I plan to write more books whenever I can find the appropriate writing attire and color-coordinated pen.
Moi has always possessed a charm that is lethal to men.
Electrolux! I have found it! The anti to my dote!
Technologie, moi must admit, is not moi's cup of java.
There is the satisfaction of providing your public with a vision of true beautology, true sytlisity, - how can I put it? – true glamorositude.
Moi speaks body language fluently, although with a slight French accent.
The early bird gets the worm – which is what he deserves.
What if you were in Florida without your furs and there is a very quick little ice age?
Whenever possible, avoid airlines which have anyone's first name in their titles, like Bob's International Airline of Air Fred.
You have to be going to a pretty awful place if getting there is half the fun.
There is no one on the planet to compare with moi.
As far as blind dates are concerned, moi does not discriminate.
Express your feelings all the time unless you're trying to hide something.
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