Miss Piggy Answers Your Questions, page 3

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Question:

Dear Miss Piggy, I and our family have always enjoyed your movies. Will we be able to see any new hits in our future?

MIke

Answer:

Dearest Mikey,

I am so glad that you and your family have enjoyed moi's movies. It thrills me to know that I have added a bit of joy to someone's life.

Alas, there are currently no plans for moi to star in a movie any time soon. And frankly, Mikey, Kermit and I are just too busy with our life together as a married couple. Traveling and all, you know. (Don't tell him I shared that with you.)

Say, "Hello," to your wife and kids.

Affectionately,
Miss Piggy   :@)

Question:

I was wondering if you have an area on your site were you could get autographed photos of the Diva herself or do you know where I could get one. A friend of mine is a huge fan and I would love to get him one for his Birthday

John

Answer:

Dearest Johnny,

It delights me to know that my ardent admirers are still clamoring for my autograph. However, due to an unfortunate incident which we will not talk about but which involves a certain frog and a certain karate chop, moi is not able to sign any pictures until I get this cast off.

Kissy, Kissy,
Miss Piggy   :@)

Question:

Oh Miss Piggy, do you know Grover from "Sesame Street?" Well, HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE YOU!

Kris

Answer:

Krissy, dear,

Moi hopes that you are not implying that I am in any way related to that silly, blue monster, Grover! Any resemblance you may have thought you heard so long ago when you were an itsy little child was certainly in your imagination. Although Grover is a lovable, furry creature, to think that we are in the same league is beyond my comprehension.

And I'd better not hear any mention of that weird creature they call Yoda.

Miss Piggy :@)

Question:

Miss Piggy, are you ready for Christmas? What did you buy Kermit and what did you wish for? I have a poster of you.

Have a Merry Christmas.

Kris

Answer:

Dearest Krissy,

Merry Christmas to you, too.  Of course, moi always has a Merry Christmas when my Kermie is near me.

Yes, I am ready for Christmas.  My stocking is hung waiting to be filled and my tree is decorated, just waiting for all my presents to be put under it.

What did I wish for?  Lots of presents, what else?  Expensive ones.

If I tell you what I bought Kermit, can you keep a secret?  (Because if you tell him, it won't be pretty.)  I got him a life size statue of moiself.  He has always wanted one. 

Kissy, Kissy,
Miss Piggy   :@)

P.S.  I have a poster of moi, too.  In fact, I have several.  They adorn my family room walls.

Question:

Happy New Year Miss Piggy, what was your favorite present and who gave it to you?

Mine was a Muppet's peal off calendar. I also got body wash and body cream.

How are Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie and Rowlf?

Kris

Answer:

Krissy, dearest,

You are so kind as to inquire about moi's Christmas. Of course, I got lots of expensive presents. Kermit holds back nothing at Christmastime. But the best present of all was spending the entire day with my frog, just the two of us, sitting in front of the fire, gazing lovingly into each others eyes.

Please don't tell Kermit I told you that.

moi    :@)

Question:

Miss Piggy, where did you get those beautiful blue eyes from? My grandmother had blue eyes and loves pigs! My aunt has blue eyes and high cheek bones.

You love to wear eye shadow and mascara.

The Barbie Doll has blue eyes too.

Kris

Answer:

Dearest Krissy,

My lovely baby blue eyes come from my dear departed father who was killed in a tractor accident when I was but a wee piglet in Iowa. He had some Scandinavian blood in him.

Yes, Barbie has blue eyes, but she's so skinny she can't even stand up on her feet! My Kermie prefers my full figure. He says it gives him more to hug. Isn't that sweet?

Kissy, kissy,
Miss Piggy   :@)

Question:

Well, pretty soon we will be swimming! That is fun. You must be a good swimmer. I saw you do a HAND-STAND under water. I got to see those "Hoofs" sticking out of the water! Do you live in a warm climate?

Kris

Answer:

Dearest Krissy,

Moi is, of course, a superb swimmer, as evidenced in the scene in The Great Muppet Caper where we do water dancing, which, by the way, was taught to me personally by Esther Williams. That scene was one of moi's most rewarding, as it demonstrated moi's versatility and talent.

No, I do not live in a warm climate, but who cares? I just go down stairs to my Olympic size pool and swim. That's how I keep my svelte figure.

Affectionately,
Miss Piggy   :@)

Question:

Miss Piggy, you gave Kermit the nickname "Kermie" in the nursery. That was cute!

I remember you used to pull Gonzo's nose. You did not like Fozzie's jokes.

Am I correct?

Kris

Answer:

Dearest Krissy,

Yes, my frog has always been "Kermie" to moi. It seems so right.

Fozzie's jokes have always been for the birds. And Gonzo is a creep.

Miss Piggy   :@)

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