Questions From Moi's Ardent Admirers

Question:

Is Miss Piggy married to Kermit?

Please answer this so we can quiet the opposition in my office!

Miss Marianne

Answer:

Dearest Marianne,

Frankly, moi has always been surprised by this question.

Millions of people witnessed the glorious ceremony, oh so long ago, now. Kermie and I have been living in marital bliss ever since. Oh, sure, he pretends that we are not married. You see, he has to in order not to disappoint his many fans (which are NOT more than mine - don't believe the polls).

I hope that settles the dispute with your pig headed (so to speak) co-workers.

Miss Piggy :@)

Question:

Dear Miss Piggy, I and our family have always enjoyed your movies. Will we be able to see any new hits in our future?

MIke

Answer:

Dearest Mikey,

I am so glad that you and your family have enjoyed moi's movies. It thrills me to know that I have added a bit of joy to someone's life.

Alas, there are currently no plans for moi to star in a movie any time soon. And frankly, Mikey, Kermit and I are just too busy with our life together as a married couple. Traveling and all, you know. (Don't tell him I shared that with you.)

Say, "Hello," to your wife and kids.

Affectionately,
Miss Piggy :@)

Question:

I was wondering if you have an area on your site were you could get autographed photos of the Diva herself or do you know where I could get one. A friend of mine is a huge fan and I would love to get him one for his Birthday

John

Answer:

Dearest Johnny,

It delights me to know that my ardent admirers are still clamoring for my autograph. However, due to an unfortunate incident which we will not talk about but which involves a certain frog and a certain karate chop, moi is not able to sign any pictures until I get this cast off.

Kissy, Kissy,
Miss Piggy :@)

Question:

Miss Piggy, are you ready for Christmas? What did you buy Kermit and what did you wish for? I have a poster of you.

Have a Merry Christmas.

Kris

Answer:

Dearest Krissy,

Merry Christmas to you, too. Of course, moi always has a Merry Christmas when my Kermie is near me.

Yes, I am ready for Christmas. My stocking is hung waiting to be filled and my tree is decorated, just waiting for all my presents to be put under it.

What did I wish for? Lots of presents, what else? Expensive ones.

If I tell you what I bought Kermit, can you keep a secret? (Because if you tell him, it won't be pretty.) I got him a life size statue of moiself. He has always wanted one.

Kissy, Kissy,
Miss Piggy :@)

P.S. I have a poster of moi, too. In fact, I have several. They adorn my family room walls.