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"Many people think money is something to be set aside for a rainy day. But honestly, how much money do you really need for a dozen or so hours of inclement weather?"

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Question:

Is Miss Piggy married to Kermit?

Please answer this so we can quiet the opposition in my office!

Miss Marianne

Answer:

Dearest Marianne,

Frankly, moi has always been surprised by this question.

Millions of people witnessed the glorious ceremony, oh so long ago, now. Kermie and I have been living in marital bliss ever since. Oh, sure, he pretends that we are not married. You see, he has to in order not to disappoint his many fans (which are NOT more than mine - don't believe the polls).

I hope that settles the dispute with your pig headed (so to speak) co-workers.

Miss Piggy    :@)

 

"You can eliminate a lot of calories by entirely cutting out things you hate."

Read more about how Miss Piggy keeps her svelte figure.

 

You will love this Miss Piggy impersonation.

 

 

Question:

I have 6 questions:

Do you prefer coke or pepsi?

What is one thing not a lot of people know about you?

Where did you and Kermit honeymoon?

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What is your favorite holiday?

What is your favorite sport?

What is your favorite quote?

Luv Maggie =)
xoxo

Answer:

Dearest Maggie,

Coke or Pepsi?  Hmmm.  To be honest, the cola beverages are not my favorite.  Having grown up on a farm in Iowa, we learned to make our own birch beer.  It is hard to find these days.  But just thinking about it brings back wonderful memories of my childhood.

Most people do not know that I am really a shy person.

Kermit and I honeymooned at an out-of-the-way tropical paradise on St Croix.  We were hoping to find a place where moi would not have adoring fans swarming around begging for an autograph or simply staring at moi's dazzliness.  Alas, we were not successful.  Kermit was very understanding.

My favorite holiday is Christmas, of course.  All those lovely presents!

My favorite sport is football.  Where else can you watch 22 hunks of manliness run around a field for two hours?

"One laugh = 3 tablespoons of oat bran."  (Barbara Johnson)

Kissy, kissy,
Miss Piggy  :@)

 

"When I go to the dentist, I don't ask him to tell me what he knows about the Edict of Aunts or why Charlemagne Boneparte lost the Battle of Honeydew to the Melons."

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Question:

Miss piggy,

Can i meet you? OH PLEASE!!!!!! IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!

-Nick

Answer:

Oh, My Dear Nick,

How flattering.  However, my Kermie frowns on moi getting up close and person with my fans.

However, should you ever find yourself in Hollywood, I'm sure Kermie would not begrudge me one teensy tryst with an adoring fan.

Kissy, kissy,
Miss Piggy  :@)

Question:

Hi,

My name is Ellie. I was just wondering if Miss Piggy is a cat person or a dog person??

Answer:

Dearest Ellie,

I love cats and I love dogs,
But not as much as I love frogs.

Kissy, kissy,
Miss Piggy  :@)

 

Question:

Dear, Miss Piggy,

My question is: When is your birthday?
Not the year I know it's your first secret, only the month and the day please.

Thank you very much.

Greetings from Darmstadt, Germany

Sebastian

Answer:

Sebastian, Dear,

My birthday is April 1st. Don't even THINK about making a crack!

Cards and presents can be sent to this address.

Kissy, kissy,
Miss Piggy  :@)

 

"How far should a girl go on the first date? Tucson. However, if you live in Texas, you can probably go a bit farther."

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Question:

What is your Home state?

Jessica

Answer:

Dearest Jessica,

My home state is the State of Bliss since marrying Kermit so long ago.

Kissy, kissy,
Miss Piggy    :@)

 

When asked by People Magazine to compare their marriage to other wildly romantic couples, Miss Piggy answered, "Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers." Kermit, however, thought a more fitting comparison would be "Roy Rogers and Trigger."

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