The Miss Piggy Fan Club

To ask Miss Piggy a question, click on Ask me anything.

Question:

Is Miss Piggy married to Kermit?

Please answer this so we can quiet the opposition in my office!

Miss Marianne

Answer:

Dearest Marianne,

Frankly, moi has always been surprised by this question.

Millions of people witnessed the glorious ceremony, oh so long ago, now. Kermie and I have been living in marital bliss ever since. Oh, sure, he pretends that we are not married. You see, he has to in order not to disappoint his many fans (which are NOT more than mine - don't believe the polls).

I hope that settles the dispute with your pig headed (so to speak) co-workers.

Miss Piggy :@)

Many people think money is something to be set aside for a rainy day. But honestly, how much money do you really need for a dozen or so hours of inclement weather?

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Question:

Hi,

My name is Ellie. I was just wondering if Miss Piggy is a cat person or a dog person??

Answer:

Dearest Ellie,

I love cats and I love dogs,
But not as much as I love frogs.

Kissy, kissy,
Miss Piggy :@)

You can eliminate a lot of calories by entirely cutting out things you hate.

Read more about how Miss Piggy keeps her svelte figure.

Question:

What is your Home state?

Jessica

Answer:

Dearest Jessica,

My home state is the State of Bliss since marrying Kermit so long ago.

Kissy, kissy,
Miss Piggy :@)

When asked by People Magazine to compare their marriage to other wildly romantic couples, Miss Piggy answered, "Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers." Kermit, however, thought a more fitting comparison would be "Roy Rogers and Trigger."

Read more about how Miss Piggy and Kermit.